WHEN BOREDOM SETS IN ON TOUR

When Boredom Sets In on Tour

Dublin.

Huge theatre. Proper scale. One of those houses where the stage feels endless and the lighting has room to breathe.

We were deep into a long-stay tour of a large-scale period musical. Not a quick stop. Not a passing visit. We were settled. We knew the building. We knew the rhythms. We knew which nights the audience leaned louder and which nights they sat back.

And the show was locked.

That’s what happens on long stays.

The first few weeks are sharp. You’re adjusting to the space. Listening to the acoustic. Tweaking spacing to fit the stage.

By the time you’ve been in for months, the show runs on muscle memory.

Every cross lands.
Every harmony sits.
Every cue arrives exactly where it should.

You could perform it half-asleep.

And that’s when boredom creeps in — not because the show is bad, but because it’s airtight.

There’s a big scene where most of us are on stage as beggars and general undesirables. It’s busy. Layered. Cloaks, grime, crossing traffic, controlled chaos. It looks wild. It isn’t. Every step is plotted.

Same every night.

And when repetition becomes automatic, the brain starts looking for something to keep itself alert.

Two cast members, who shall remain ANONYMOUS, decided they were going to introduce a daily private challenge.

Nothing disruptive. Nothing audience-facing. Just something microscopic to amuse themselves.

One day, the challenge was sumo wrestling.

In the middle of the beggar scene.

Subtly.

Not full-body grappling. Not anything that would read from Row G. Just slow, deliberate shoulder pressure. Circling. Testing weight. Two destitute figures apparently having a territorial dispute while technically still performing their tracks.

From the stalls, it read as atmospheric stage business.

From the stage, we knew exactly what was going on.

The rule was simple:

It must never break spacing.
It must never disturb a cue.
It must never pull focus.

The audience still had to see a perfectly disciplined period musical.

That’s the part people misunderstand about long tours.

Boredom doesn’t make you sloppy.

If anything, it makes you hyper-aware.

Because the show has to hold.

You can’t unravel a production just because you’re comfortable in the building. The audience is seeing it for the first time, even if it’s your three-hundredth.

So the “sumo” lived in the periphery. Small enough that it looked like natural movement. Controlled enough that it never affected the scene.

they thought THEY’D got away with it.

We had a loyal following who travelled to see the show. They were at stage door that evening — warm, enthusiastic, as always.

And then one of them said:

“Did you see so-and-so sumo wrestling in the middle of that scene?”

I had to keep a completely straight face.

“Sumo wrestling?”

Absolute composure.

Because that’s the contract.

On stage, you can be ridiculous within reason.

At stage door, you are dignified.

Now — it isn’t just actors who get bored.

There’s a pivotal moment later in the show. One of the principals lets another character escape and fires a rifle into the air. Big beat. High stakes. Gunshot. The other principal runs.

It’s a serious moment.

Or at least, it’s meant to be.

On this particular evening, when the rifle went off, the fly tower crew decided it would be a good idea to drop a rubber chicken from above.

A rubber chicken.

Into one of the most intense moments of the scene.

Perfect timing. Gunshot. Squawk-shaped object descending from the heavens.

Most of the ensemble were on stage at that point, supposedly asleep.

You have never seen so many shoulders shaking while people are meant to be unconscious.

Faces buried into the floor. Cloaks pulled higher. Entire bodies vibrating with suppressed laughter.

The principals, I suspect, were less amused.

They were carrying the scene. High emotion. Focused. Committed.

And somewhere above them, gravity had delivered poultry.

It did not go unnoticed.

The crew did not get away with it.

They were reprimanded by their boss fairly swiftly, which is only right. There’s a line between keeping yourselves entertained and derailing a pivotal moment.

But for that one performance, the backstage and onstage worlds collided beautifully.

The audience, somehow, still received the story.

The principals powered through like professionals.

The ensemble tried not to visibly convulse.

And a rubber chicken briefly joined a nineteenth-century revolution.

That’s long-stay theatre life.

It isn’t chaos.

It isn’t disrespect.

It’s humans repeating something perfectly, night after night, and occasionally allowing a crack of absurdity to slip through.

The discipline underneath it is what makes it possible.

You can only get away with micro-mischief when the machine is solid.

From the front, the show is immaculate.

From the inside, it’s a group of adults in period costume trying to keep month five interesting.

Sometimes by sumo wrestling in a slum.

Sometimes by introducing airborne poultry into a dramatic gunshot.

Theatre shenanigans.

And somehow — it still works.

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